Saturday, August 09, 2008


The Worst Kiss I've Ever Experienced


It was like he was trying to eat my face. On the school bus, my sophomore year in high school...He leaned in and covered my entire mouth, and parts of my jaws, with his mouth. My eyes popped open, and I looked around for an excuse to stop him. I pushed him off of me, finally, and my face was covered in his saliva. He attempted to lean in for another smooch, apparently, believing that the kiss was good. I rejected him, and haven't been able to rid myself of the memory ever since. It was a little harsh on my part to stop really talking to him and being his friend after the incident, but I didn't know how to face him. I think I helped him out, by not telling everyone that we knew about the horrible encounter.


I saw him last year, at a restaurant. I was dining with a "misteress" of mine, and he was our server. He seemed quite cordial, so I doubt that he did anything to our food. LOL

2 comments:

  1. too funny @ wondering for a moment if he did anything to the food.

    maybe that bad kissing encounter helped dude improve before some female blasted him.

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  2. LOL...I hope he did improve. I consider myself the nice one, because I wouldn't say exactly what I was thinking, to spare his feelings.

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